tagged me officially. Before I just did it joke wise. So well.. naaaao it shall be official.
Basically among dA many questions seemed to have gone lost.. I saw people who didn't have a 5, others didn't have an 11. I tried to reconstruct all questions and renumbered them.
Pokemon randomizer: www.randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag one person when you're finished
Notice: most texts I use refer to their respective Pokédex entries of Pokémon X or Y.
Extra) This is you
Dammnit this explains why Luna always finds me, I have a shiny pattern on my back.*attempts to cover it. NO YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING ODD!*
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
In other words.. my best friend first of all has their enemies poison breath poisonous spores and then hits on them.
I REALLY have the best friends!
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Okay, so essentially if I pump up my boss with candy he'll be happy even if I don't do my job properly. AWESOME.
3) This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
SWANNA. Stop dancing in the sundawn - we've got SCIENCE to do. So well.. how the hell do you fly 1000 kilometres in just one go.
4) This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
For everyone who knows me... no I did not cheat on that one. So guys.. I'm officially dead. Good-bye world. WHY DID THE STRONGEST POKÉMON IN THE WORLD CHOOSE TO MURDER ME????
Especially because in the last one I was thankful I didn't get Pachirisu.
Wait.. you don't see the power of this fellow friend:
5) This Pokemon is your boygirlfriend
Oh honey, I love your shiny diamond.
6) This Pokemon is your Ex
Your back is too hot for me with its 200°C.
7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Too bad I can't really get rid of it so easily, that thing is a stupid tank.
8) This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Okay, now I wonder why Ghost Pokémon are so interested in Cheesecake. Especially because I don't have any cheese cake. But well, maybe it wanted the soul of Cheesecake? I don't know.
9) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Okay, on a fair note.. that's a close one. I slept on a Pikachu mattress just much bigger than normal. So I let that pass.
Still scary that this thing is rather accurate.
Shocking nights I have.
10) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
WAIT.. it punched her? IT DOESN'T HAVE FISTS. It must have used its... oh shit. Especially because according to the pokédex it always uses BOTH lances to attack. RIP Mom.
11) This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
OKAY, for god's sake keep the shoes but stop filling my nose with that awful smell. BYE!
12) This Pokemon died by your hands
WELL THEN... I killed a legendary. With my bare hands. AM I AWESOME OR AM I AWESOME????
13) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
TOO BAD IT'S SO SLOW IT EVEN TAKES HOURS TO GET FROM THE FLOOR TO THE LIVING ROOM. I CAN'T TRICK ROOM ALL DAY.
14) This Pokemon is your loving pet
Okay, am I supposed to water plant pokémon? Or would that attack it? Anyway, water would be not very effective.
However, that aroma.. that scent.. WHO SHOULD I HUGZ?
15) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Okay, so I have a 3 metre long snake in my mouth which bites of my teeth.
MY FAVOURITE DENTIST.
16) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
LUCARIO. MY LOVE. WHY HAVE YOU NEVER COME TO ME. IS MY AURA TOO WEAK FOR YOU? WHYYYYY!
17) This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
Well then.. I hope I have an aquarium in my basement then.
OKAY.. I shall tag this time. How about... hm...
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